家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています 

When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretends to be Dead

::ROMAJI LYRIC::

doa o ake tara tsuma ga taore teru
senaka ni tsuki sasaru hōchō
yuka wa chimamire
shira nai hito ga mitara kizetsu suru kamo shire nai

boku ga ochi tsui te
"kyō nowa sōji ga taihen sōda"
to warau to
tsuma wa utsubuse no mama manzoku sōni
kukuku to waratteta

ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
asu wa don'na shini kata o shite iru noka
yosō sura deki nai

aru hi wa atama ni ya ga sasatte tari
gunpuku de jūhō kakae te tari
manbō no kigurumi ga shin deta toki wa
doa shime yōka to omotta

atokatazuke mo kekkō taihen de
yuka no chinori o arattari
ya ga sasatta mama ban gohan tsukuru nowa
kanben shite hoshī

ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
chotto homeru to chōshi ni noru kara
dekiru dake surū de

kekkon mae wa isogashiku temo
kanojo ni au dake de tanoshikatta
tetsuya de kuruma ate mo naku tobashi te
umi mini ittari shita noni

kekkon chokugo hajime te buka o mochi
shigoto ga totemo tanoshiku natta
ie de hitori de matsu tsuma no kimochi p
kangae te inakatta

ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shiteru nowa
ano koro no futari ni modori tai kara ka
boku niwa wakara nai

ie ni katta boku o matteru tsuma no engi miru koto ga
bokura futari no ai no katachi naraba
sore wa sore de ari darō

ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
kyō wa don'na shini kata o shite iru noka
kitai shite akeru doa

 

 

 

::FIN::

 

 

p/s
Cute song <3 Hehes~ Came across this song few days ago.. According to the web, the idea of this song inspired from a Japanese Yahoo!Answer title. Probably they found it very interesting and "pop!" a song was then written and sung. LOL!

Singer: Halyosy

Original singer: Hatsune Miku 

(Apparently the people make her the "wife" in the video, lols)

Music/Lyrics: Hobonichi-P